Ethan Kwassman

Now this is a story all about Kwass and why he decided to start this media gig. So, just stay in your seat, listen to the beat and he’ll tell you how he became the CEO of a network called myEDI Media.
“In Brooklyn, New York, born and raised is where he spends most of his days talking to himself, surfing the web, and listening to the radio heads and just imitating their announcing styles in the public eye when a couple of ideas popped into his head that started making him think of his future ahead. So he got some sick insight, but his parents got fright, so he decided to move with the flow and get onto BlogTalkRadio.
He text messaged his friend Steve and when the Aceman checked it out, he said BTR was wack and it had a strange design, if anything, he can say this platform was rare, but he thought “Naw forget it, yo home to BTR!”
They started the show ASAP about 7 or 8 on May 28. But Jon yelled out,”What about me, haters?” So, Showdown was born with Jon and Kwass was finally able to sit on his throne as the CEO of myEDI Media.”
Now, for the real bio:
Ethan Jarrett Kwassman, usually referred to as species Kwassasauras Quazymoto., or shorter version Kwass, without his middle initial “J”; is currently a 16-year old junior in Edward R. Murrow High School. If you’ve seen around, you would most likely think he is crazy. And you’re probably right. What you probably see him doing is announcing random plays in various sports events of his favorite teams, the Mets, NY Football Giants, New Jersey Devils, and Knicks. You would probably expect that his ultimate goal in life is to become a sports announcer/broadcaster, whatever you want to call it. And guess what, you’re right again. Other than that, he is extremely fazed by the fast-growing technological world, and has an on-going relationship with his home computer/laptop.
At Murrow, he is currently involved in the “Crew” for shows, whether building or running the sets, on the National Winning Chess team (although he’s ranked 9th on the team), and is an employee of the Layout & Design department of Murrow’s virtual enterprise firm Universal Promotions, in which he is currently working on their website. At the same time, he is currently working on an Intel Project about encryption, or the art of concealing, ciphering, and decipher messages, and he hopes to also deeply increasing his knowledge about quantum computing. Currently, he writes daily articles for the popular New Jersey Devils blog, DevilsDaily.com.
There is also something special that you should know about Kwass. He eats Chinese food on Christmas, he goes to synagogue every Saturday, and before he eats anything he always checks the label for the OU. Yep, you got it, he is a Jew. Kwass currently co-hosts two increasingly popular shows on BlogTalkRadio, Sports Docket and System Showdown. You can contact him by sending your emails to kwass@myedimedia.com


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